Pedigree Jokes

The lil' Columbia, Maryland Yuppette was shopping in an upscale pet center. “I want a dog of which I can be proud, ” she told the salesman. “Does that one have a good pedigree? ”
“Miss, ” confirmed the clerk, “if she could speak, she wouldn't talk to either one of us. ”

George III, having purchased a horse, the dealer put into his hands a large sheet of paper, completely written over.

"What's this?" said his majesty.

"The pedigree of the horse, sire, which you have just bought," was the answer.

"Take it back, take it back," said the king, laughing; "it will do very well for the next horse you sell."

The lil' Columbia, Maryland Yuppette was shopping in an upscale pet center. “I want a dog of which I can be proud,” she told the salesman. “Does that one have a good pedigree?”“Miss,” declared the clerk, “if she could speak, she wouldn't talk to either one
of us.”