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    Sri Lanka now hires very suitable candidates for the post of Members of 2004 parliment. Hurry up and submit your application soon.
    Qualifications:
    Education: Not required
    Age: 18 to 85 years
    Skills: A foul mouth and longe tongue, Ability to use illegel firearms, close contacts with underworld gangs, experiene in making small size explosives, ability to stuff ballot boxes with hora votes. Preference will given to those who have a good track record of scams, fruads and money swindlings. Knowledge of damaging the environment with polythene a must.
    The following benefits will be offered:
    Salary Rs. 22100/= per month
    Other allowances legal; Entertainment Rs1000/= pm
    Fuel Rs. 7500/=pm Cell phone Rs. 2000/=pm Attending parliment: Rs. 4000/=pm Driver: s. Rs3500/=pm and postage Rs7500pm
    Other extra benefits:
    Telephone with international connection
    Free photocopier, computer and typewriter at duty free rates, permit to import luxury car, more...

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