Ncaa Jokes

The NCAA has accused Michigan's football program of five major infractions. Six if you count losing to Appalachian State.

How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.

The NCAA is on the verge of expanding the men's basketball tournament to 96 teams. They also plan on reducing the women's tournament to UConn.

Lou Alcinder was probably the greatest college basketball player of all time leading UCLA to three NCAA championships.
After graduating, he changed his name to Kareem Abdul Jabbar in recogniiton of his Muslem faith. He led the Milwaukee Bucks and later the Los Angeles Lakers to NCAA championships. Along with Bill Russell and Wilt Chamberlain, he is still considered one of the three best centers ever to play in the NCAA. After finishing his basketball career, he became an actor and is probably best remembered as the co-pilot in the farce "Airplane"
Even in college, he was fascinated by modern biological science and took part in an experiment whee cells were removed from his mouth, cultured and frozen where thy will be kept until science is advanced enough to clone humans. He has been promised that his cells will be the first used. Because of this the project at UCLA has always been known as "Iced Kareem Clone".