Mums Jokes

your mums so dumb she made up her own your mum joke and told it to you
your mums so fat she doesnt need the internet shes already world wide

your mums so fat she sat next to everyone in
the class room

Your mums so fat shes got more rolls than gregs
tell ur mum to stop wearing differnt lipsticks cos my dicks on rainbow
ur mums so fat she stood on the weighing scales and it sed "to be continued..."
ur moms so skinny she ate a meatball and thort she was pregnant
ur mums so crusty she got in the bath and it sed snap crackle and pop
ur mums so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday

your mums so fat when she gets on the scales my phone number comes up

Your mums so fat shes taller lying down than she is standing up