Medicines Jokes

A VERY popular Bengali anecdote for the readers. It is known as Dr Bidhan Roy's prescription. It is not known, however, if the famous man had really prescribed it or not. It is

as follows:
When you are ill, you must always go to the doctor because he has to earn a living. The doctor will prescribe medicines and you must buy them, because the druggist has got to live too. But you must never take those medicines because you also have to live!

When the tribal chief was suffering from constipation, one of his men goes to a doctor.
Knowing little English he says, 'Big Chief!... No shit!!'
The doctor prescribes the medicines for 3 days, which the man gives to his chief. The chief hoping for a faster cure takes all the medicines in one gulp.
After some time the man runs back to the doctor and says 'Big shit!... No Chief!!'

The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for.
The first pupil said: Panadol?
Very good! And what is it used for?
It is used for headache.
The second pupil said: Piriton
Excellent. And what it is used for?
To help you sleep
Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: Viagra
Johnny. What is it used for?
I think it can be used for diarrhoea.
Who told you this?
Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father' take a Viagra, may be that little shit will get harder'.