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    The Marshmallow of the 23rd Century

    I'm not making this up. This is almost as good as the
    "Nintendo Cereal System." Everything after this sentence is
    quoted from a coupon offer in the San Francisco Chronicle
    of Sunday June 25, 1989 from Kraft foods and referencing a
    copyright of Paramount Pictures Corporation.
    Get your One-of-a-Kind
    Star Trek V (the final frontier)
    Kraft Marshmallow Dispenser
    Experience the 23rd century with a one-of-a-kind, futuristic
    marshmallow dispenser. It holds up to four KRAFT Jet-Puffed
    Marshmallows. Its dual action lever opens and dispenses the
    marshmallows in a single motion. The dispenser also comes
    with a durable plastic fork and spoon, making it ideal for
    camping trips. It can be clipped to a belt or almost anything.
    The official marshmallow of the Starship U.S.S. Enterprise.(TM)

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    Regarding marshmallows

    Regarding the story about the Kraft marshmallow dispenser:
    David Letterman does a sketch entitled "Supermarket finds," where his
    staff collects supermarket products and makes fun of them. Recently,
    he displayed Kraft Marshmallows and their claim about being
    "The official marshmallow of the Starship U.S.S. Enterprise.(TM)"
    And he then remarked, "Funny, I thought that was William Shatner's job."

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