Marmalade Jokes / Recent Jokes

Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit? They are both ginger nuts!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marmalade!
Marmalade who?
Marmalade me said the little chicken!

Q. What`s the difference between jam and marmalade? A. You can`t marmalade your dick up a chicks arse.