Lizzy Jokes

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    After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city.
    In one of the city's stores, he picked up a mirror and looked in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here’s a picture of my daddy." He bought the "picture", but on the way home remembered that his wife, Lizzy, didn't much like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.
    The man's many trips to the barn began to draw Lizzy's suspicion. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with."

    After living in a remote wilderness all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."

    He bought the' picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

    Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror.

    As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the old gal he's runnin' after."

    After living in a remote wilderness all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was,
    he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, hated his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go
    there and look at it.Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror.As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the old gal he's runnin' after! I'll kill him!

    After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."
    He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father.
    So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it. Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.
    One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with."

    After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.

    In one of the stores, he picked up a mirror and looked in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy." He bought the "picture," but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father.

    So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

    Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.

    One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror.

    As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly WITCH he's runnin' around with!"

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