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A kid is in court on the stand because his parents beat him. So the kid gose up and sits on the stand and the judge ask the kid if he wants to live with his mom he says, "no" and the judge replies, "and why not" the kid respondes, "because she beats me" and then the judge says, "oh then do you want to live with your dad?" and the kid replies again, "no" the jugde again asks why not and the kid says, " because he beats me to" and the jugde says, "then who DO your want to live with?" and kid responds, "I wanna live with the Vikings they dont beat anybody"