Int Jokes

Software Learning Process


Hello World.......

High School/Jr. High
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10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END


First year in College
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program Hello(input, output)
begin
writeln('Hello World')
end.


Senior year in College
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(defun hello
(print
(cons' Hello (list' World))))

New professional
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#include
void main(void)


char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
int i;

for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)
printf("%s", message[i]);
printf(" ");
}


Seasoned professional
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#include
#include

class string

private:
int size;
char *ptr;

public:
string(): size(0), ptr(new char('')) {}

string(const more...