Hugged Jokes

A guy was walking down the beach when he came upon a girl with no arms and no legs crying. He asked her why she was crying and she said, "i have never been hugged!" So he hugged her. But she still cried. So he asked her what was wrong now and she said, "I have never been kissed!" So the man kissed her. But she still cried. He asked her why she was still crying and she said, "I have never been screwed!" So he picked her up and threw her into the water and said, "Your screwed now!"