Horseface Jokes

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    Nay, Fair Maid

    [Noted in HARVARD MAGAZINE, September/October 1990.]
    Conservative Member of Parliament Geoffrey Dickens tells of attending a fair
    in his constituency and being followed around by a sweet but exceptionally
    ugly woman whom he couldn't get rid of.
    A few days later he got an admiring letter from her asking for his
    photograph, and signed, after her name, "(Horseface)."
    Dickens was touched by her humorous modesty and sent off a picture
    autographed, "To Horseface, with best wishes, Geoffrey Dickens."
    Some time later his secretary asked him, "Did you get that letter from the
    woman at the fair? I wrote 'Horseface' after her name so you'd know which
    one she was."

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