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    Two hippies were waiting at the bus stop along with a nun with her leg in
    a cast. The first hippie asked "Sister, how did you break you leg?" "I
    slipped in the bathtub." The second hippie asked the first "What's a bathtub?"
    "How should I know, I'm not Catholic!"
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    there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow ..right? well there is two meanings for pot, pot as in something to put stuff in or pot as in weed, now if it was pot as in weed then it would be golden weed at the end of the rainbow....so no wonder hippies like rainbows so much!!

    What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.

    I usually do jokes about the 50's because there wasn't much humorous in the US during the 60's, except for the hippies:
    Male Hippies were the guys with the long hair. Actually, it probably came in handy - they didn't have to buy shirts
    It really bothered me seeing them comb their shoulder length hair around food - and the girls were just as bad
    Every morning at the bus & train stations you could see the hippie chicks using the rest rooms to dirty-up a little
    The hippie chicks of that era really didn't have much taste in clothes - I'd seen poultry dressed better
    And all of the hippies could carry their medicine cabinets right along with them - in brown paper bags
    I'm not sure which was worst, their body odor or their breath; with all the drugs used, if they breathed on ya, you'd go limp
    There's still some old hippies around, but instead of drugs, they're snorting prunes and Maalox now
    Even back then, the hippies tried to legalize marijuana; but... they more...

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