Haath Jokes

The recent by-election evoked the following one-line comments in the event of the Congress-I with its open-palm symbol winning: "haath kee safaee" - sleight of hand.
And an apter comment on the outcome - "haath ka safaaya" - the hand wiped out.

Lawyer To Sardar: Gita Pe Haath Rakkar Kaho Ke
---Sardar: Yeh Kya, Sita Pe Haath Rakkha To Court Me Bulaiya. Ab Fir
Gita Pe Haath.

Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke. ....
Sardar: yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.