Fidel Castro Jokes / Recent Jokes

Fidel Castro retired his reign as leader of Cuba.
I heard his family is sending him to South Florida on a raft.

This week, Cuban dictator Fidel Castro underwent surgery for gastrointestinal bleeding, temporarily handing over power to Elian Gonzalez.
He also has pushed off his birthday celebration that the whole country is required to celebrate in the streets. (The closest thing we have to that here is Oprah's birthday.)