Fertility Jokes

While fertilitycompanies arepaying egg donors high fees, especially for women from top collegeswith certain appearances, wealthy sperm donors have offered to pay coeds up to $50,000 to fertilize their eggs before surgical removal.

A gorilla at the Bristol Zoo became the first gorilla to give birth in captivity using fertility drugs normally used by humans.

The female gorilla named Salome was not becoming pregnant by her partner Jock despite regular mating. She refused to give up a promising career in marketing and he was dead-set against adoption.
The decision to use fertility drugs came after zoo keepers got tired of all the awkward questions whenever Jock's in-laws came to visit.

The zoo expects a major upswing in attendance as people flock to see the new baby and ask questions about how the gorillas got their health plan to cover the procedure.