Divorse Jokes / Recent Jokes

Did you hear Mickey and Minnie Mouse are going to court for a divorce? When the judge asked why they were getting a divorse Mickey said because Minnie was crazy. The judge told him that that was no reason to get a divorse, but Mickey said, "No, you don't understand. She's FUCKING GOOFY!!!!"

mickey and minnie get a divorse the judge tells minnie to go outside he tells mickey that minnies crazy and mickey says no shes not shes fucking goofy