David Blaine Jokes

When asked what record he was going to try to break on Oprah, David Blaine replied "I'm going to hold my breath." Coincidentally, this is exactly the opposite of what people should do while waiting for his career to become interesting again.

A man was pulled from rubble in Haiti's capital on Tuesday, two weeksafter a 7.0-magnitude earthquake leveled much of the city, officialssaid.....
......Wow! How does David Blaine do it?

The great nephew of Harry Houdini's wants to exhume the magician’s body to determine if he was poisoned.

If Houdini was poisoned, I would like to know four things: 1) Who is responsible? 2) Can that same poison be used on David Blaine? 3) Can the poison also be used on Criss Angel & David Copperfield? and finally, 4) Can I use the poison on every single magician, mind reader, and Circus Soleil performer in the Northern Hemisphere?