Dam-ham Jokes

The preacher's wife was making Sunday dinner, when the preacher walked in the house and says "that ham smells wonderful." His wife replies "That's a Dam-Ham." The preacher was surprised by his wife's use of profanity. She showed him the wrapper and explained that was the brand name of the ham. They sat down for dinner and the preacher says to his son, "Son, pass me the dam-ham." and his son replies, "that's the spirit, Pop, now pass me the fucking potatoes"

The preacher's wife was preparing Sunday dinner when he walked into the house and told her, "The ham smells delicious dear."
"It's a Dam-Ham," replied his wife. The preacher was very taken back by his wife's use of profanity, so she showed him the wrapper and explained that was the brand name of the ham.
When they were seated for dinner, the preacher said to his son, "Pass me the dam-ham son."
"That's the spirit Pop," replied his son. "Now, could you pass me the fucking potatoes."

The preacher's wife was making Sunday dinner.
When the preacher walked in the house and says "that ham smells wonderful."
His wife replies "That's a Dam-Ham."
The preacher was surprised by his wifes use of profanity. She showed him the wrapper and explained that was the brand name of the ham.
They sat down for dinner and the preacher says to his son, "Son, pass me the dam-ham."
His son replies, "that's the spirit, Pop, now pass me the fucking potatoes!"