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    Lesson One
    A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow &asked him, "Can I also sit like you &do nothing all day Long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
    Management Lesson?..........To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
    Lesson Two
    A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, he was proudly more...

    A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

    Here are some important management lessons that many of us have had to learn the hard way...
    Lesson Number One
    A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
    A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
    The crow answered: "Sure, why not."
    So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
    Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
    Lesson Number Two
    A turkey was chatting with a bull.
    "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy.
    "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
    The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of more...

    why is crow black?
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    Sheryl Crow suggests that one way to combat global warming is to use only one square of toilet paper per bathroom visit.

    My suggestion: never shake Sheryl Crow's hand.

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