Cremation Jokes

Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he asked. "He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years oder than I am." "Really?" the undertaker said. "Hardly worth going home, wouldn't you say?"

The lawyer cabled his client overseas:' Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?'

Back came the reply,' Take no chances - order all three.'

Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he asked."He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years oder than I am.""Really?" the undertaker said. "Hardly worth going home, wouldnt you say?"

Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next
to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he asked.

"He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years older than I
am."

"Really?" the undertaker said. "Hardly worth going home, wouldn't
you say?"

Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next
to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he asked.
"He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years older than I
am."
"Really?" the undertaker said. "Hardly worth going home, wouldn't
you say?"