Cemetary Jokes

I saw this in the For Sale column of our local newspaper...
( some parts have been censored ;-)
Cemetary Plot, No. XXX, C of E Section,
XXXXXXXX Cemetary, $150. Phone XXX XXXX
I wondered if it was used or if the seller had decided not to go after all.

A man was walking past a grave yard and he heard one of Beethoven's symphoney's playing backwards.He thought to himself "That's wierd" and kept walking.
The next day the same man walked past the same cemetary and heard another one of Beethoven's symphony's playing backward's. He thought to himself "Now that's REALLY wierd!" and kept going.
THe next day the same man was once again walking past the same cemetary and heard "Ode to Joy" playing backwards. The man said "I can't take this any more!" he walked up to the caretaker and asked, "What is going on around here?!" the caretaker answered, "Oh, that's just Beethoven decomposing."

Newspaper misprint: For Sale: Two plots in lively Fairmount Cemetary.

Once there was a nun that rode the bus every night precisely at 8:30pm. she rode the same bus with the same bus driver.And every night she would get off the bus at the same place. Well, one night there was this guy who got on the bus. He noticed this nun sitting there.He started thinking to himself,"
man that nun is really hot!"
And every night for a week he rode the same bus at the same time and he would see this nun.After a week he was really horny because of this nun. So one night after the nun got off the bus he went up to the bus driver. "
man that nun is hot. I would love to get a piece of ass from her, but I don't know how to go about doing it.She's a nun. Do you have any Ideas?"
the man said. The bus driver thought for a moment and said "
actually yes I do. That nun gets off at the same stop every night and then walks to the cemetary and visits the grave of her mother. If you dressed up and pretended to be God she would do more...