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What's the difference between a cello and a viola?
The cello burns longer.

Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?
A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin? A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.Q: Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? A: So you don't have to retrain the cellists.Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo? A: Write 'pp, espressivo'.

How do you get a' cellist to play fortissimo? Write "pp, espressivo"

How do you make a cello sound beautiful? Sell it and buy a violin.

How do you make a cello sound beautiful?
Sell it and buy a violin.