"Cello Joke" joke

Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin? A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.Q: Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? A: So you don't have to retrain the cellists.Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo? A: Write 'pp, espressivo'.

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