Carole Jokes

Carole was planning her upcoming wedding and asked to wear her mother's wedding gown. When she tried it on, it was a perfect fit on her petite frame.
Suddenly, her mother's eyes filled with tears. Putting an arm around her, Carole lovingly said, "Don't cry, Mom. Remember, you aren't losing a daughter, you're gaining a son."
"Oh, it's not that," her mother sobbed. "I used to fit into that gown!"

Carole was planning her upcoming wedding and asked to wear her mother's wedding gown. When she tried it on, it was a perfect fit on her petite frame.
Suddenly, her mother's eyes filled with tears. Putting an arm around her, Carole lovingly said, "Don't cry, Mom. Remember, you aren't losing a daughter, you're gaining a son."
"Oh, forget about that!" her mother sobbed. "I used to fit into that gown!"

One evening, Bill and Carole were dining at a very fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, noticed that Bill was ever so slowly, silently sliding down his chair and under the table, while Carole remained quite unconcerned. Their waitress watched as Bill slid all the way down his chair and completely out of sight under the table.
Still, Carole appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that Bill had disappeared under the table.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to their table and said to Carole, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I believe your husband just slid under the table."
Carole calmly looked up at the waitress and replied firmly, "No he didn't. Actually, my husband just walked in the front door."

Carole and Sue, two friends who always argued about which one was more polite, were dining together. Both had ordered a steak dinner. As soon as the waiter brought the dinners to their table, Carole grabbed the plate that had the larger steak on it.
"Why did you take that one?" Sue asked. "That certainly wasn't very polite."
"Well, which one would you have taken?" asked Carole.
"I would have done the polite thing and taken the smaller one, of course," snapped Sue.
"Then what's the problem? That's the one you got!" Carole replied.