"Mom's Wedding Gown" joke
Carole was planning her upcoming wedding and asked to wear her mother's wedding gown. When she tried it on, it was a perfect fit on her petite frame.
Suddenly, her mother's eyes filled with tears. Putting an arm around her, Carole lovingly said, "Don't cry, Mom. Remember, you aren't losing a daughter, you're gaining a son."
"Oh, forget about that!" her mother sobbed. "I used to fit into that gown!"
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