Battleship Jokes

Q. How do you sink a polish battleship?A. Put it in water.

The navy psychiatrist was interviewing a potential sailor.
To check on the young man''s response to trouble, the psychiatrist asked, "What would you do if you looked out of that window right now and saw a battleship coming down the street?"The baby sailor said, "I''d grab a torpedo & sink it." "Where would you get the torpedo?" "The same place you got your battleship!"

Q: How do you sink a French battleship? A: Put it in water.

The navy psychiatrist was interviewing a potential sailor. To check on the young man's response to trouble, the psychiatrist asked, "What would you do if you looked out of that window right now and saw a battleship coming down the street?"
The baby sailor said, "I'd grab a torpedo and sink it."
"Where would you get the torpedo?"
"The same place you got your battleship!"