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    Economics astrology

    Hot 7 years ago

    An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, "Astrology is more scientific. My predictions come out right half the time. Yours can't even reach that proportion".The econometrician replies, "That's because of external shocks. Stars don't have those".

    Phil Loves Pluto

    Hot 7 years ago

    I read the news today (oh boy!) that Pluto is no longer an official planet. After years of being one of the planetary gang, followed by additional years of contentious debate by astronomers who seem to have nothing better to do with their time, Pluto was (to paraphrase the slogan of a tiresome reality show) voted off the universe.

    Honestly, I always loved Pluto as a planet. Being the smallest of the bunch and the furthest from the Sun, Pluto always seemed like the plucky underdog of the heavens. In fact, no one even knew it was there until 1930 – and it took an amateur astronomer to find it, no less (all of the so-called professionals didn’t even know it was there). Plus, it moved to its own drumbeat: rather than run in parallel orbit with the other planets, it had the audacity to cut off Neptune and muscle in on its orbital path.

    I can also sympathize with Pluto for being told it’s not good enough to belong. Hell, I think everyone’s been in a situation like more...

    "The report that important decisions in the White House were
    based on astrological advice is most disturbing. The results
    could undermine faith in astrology."
    Letter to the Editor
    New York Times
    15 May 1988

    Astrology Laws: It's always the wrong time of the month. - Rozanne Weissman

    Q: Why was astrology invented?
    A: So economics could be an accurate science.

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