Apparatus Jokes

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    The following is a humorous story reported in the Manchester
    Guardian some time in the late 1970's.
    Ben McTaggart, a farmer in the Scottish Highlands, was apprehended by the
    local constabulary after a routine inspection of his croft
    revealed an illicit whisky still.
    McTaggart appeared in court next day to face charges of evading
    payment of excise duties and the illegal manufacture of alcoholic
    spirits. Reviewing the facts of the case before pronouncing verdict,
    the magistrate declared -
    "Mr McTaggart, you have been found in possession of apparatus commonly
    used in the distillation of alcoholic liquors. Although this equipment
    was unused, and no trace of spirits could be found on your premises,
    the intent of the apparatus should be clear to all, and I am obliged to
    find you guilty of all charges brought against you in this court. Before
    I pronounce sentence, do you have anything to say in mitigation of more...

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