Ann Coulter Jokes

Ann Coulter called me for lunch! She said, "It has to be today, because one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is dropping out, and tomorrow I start riding lessons."
So I looked for the restaurant, and was able to find it by merely following the slime trail she leaves everywhere. When I got to the restaurant, she was sitting at a table, and she's very skinny - flies were swarming all over her - and I said hello.
She uncrossed her legs, and - faux pas - I fell in.
Thank God for the sign in her vagina that said, "You Are Here."
When I came out and scraped off the barnacles, she said, "Ready to order?"

Appearing on Donny Deutsch's CNBC show, "The Big Idea," on Monday night, columnist/author Ann Coulter suggested that the U.S. would be a better place if there weren't any Jewish people and that they needed to "perfect" themselves into -- Christians.

Coulter later admitted she was just upset because Jews invented the traditional circumcision -- hers went awry years ago and left her with a vagina.

Today, September 11th, America mourns the 5th anniversary of the launch of Ann Coulter's literary career.
-Sept. 11, 2006

In Toyko, Stephen Hawking said that in order to survive, humanity must migrate to another star system. "It is important for the human race to spread out into space," he said, adding, "Except Ann Coulter. That bitch stays."

Ann Coulter visited her gynecologist, and after putting her in the stirrups, the doctor said, "My God, that is a big pussy. That is a big pussy."
Coulter said, "You don't have to say it twice."
The doctor said, "I didn't."