19-year-old Jokes

Cancun, Mexico - Rita Garcia has fessed up after bragging to friends about how she got even with her ex. Garcia broke into her estranged husband's apartment and located unused condoms in a drawer. She carefully opened a condom and peppered chili powder in one, resealed it and waited for the results.

After a moment of passion with his 19-year-old girlfriend Pedro was rushed to the hospital with his manhood on **fire**. Rita, upon her being charged with second degree assault said, "He wanted hot sex with that 19-year-old and he's now had it."

A 19-year-old suburban Detroit girl is on track to graduate from The University of Michigan after just one year.

Not only will she graduate college in one year, she plans to get her master's degree in six months, attain her Ph.D. within two years, and kiss a man never.