Yo Mama Jokes / Recent Jokes
- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
- Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.
- Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a head lock.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.
- Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.
- Yo mama's so hairy, when she spreads her legs, the first thing that comes to my mind is "We're going to Bush Gardens."
Your momma reminds me of a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, throwen down a gutter and comes back for more.
Your momma is so fat she saw a yellow bus full of whit people and said HEY STOP THAT TWINKIE.
your mamma is so fat she all ways won king of the hill because she is the hill
your mamma so fat when her beeper goes off everybody thinks shes backing up