"Twinkie" joke

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade