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hassan: "Just stumbled on this goldmine—Common Replies: 250+ Funny Comebacks to ‘Your Mom’—packed with savage lines that are hilarious yet sharp. Have a favorite retort that always lands?"
hassan: When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun”
Found more sarcastic and witty ideas here: how to give answer to obvious questions — great for everyday situations.
hassan: When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun”
Found more sarcastic and witty ideas here: how to give answer to obvious questions — great for everyday situations.
Ya momma
your mommas so stupid she got run over by a parked car
Your mamma so ugly
your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared
Bungee Jumping Mamma
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
Twinkie
Your momma is so fat she saw a yellow bus full of whit people and said HEY STOP THAT TWINKIE.
Write This One Down
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you more...
Don't worry about the world ending
Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Oranges
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's more...