"Write This One Down" joke

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Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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Q) How was the giraffe invented A) Chuck Norris uppercut a horse

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Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

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