"Write This One Down" joke

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Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands more...

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All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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A Sri Lankan is calmly having his breakfast when an American, typically chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Sri Lankan ignores the American who begins to chat:

The American: Do you eat that bread-entirely?
The Sri Lankan: Of course!
The American: We do more...

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joy:I like it
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Your worse nightmare:even a hobo has a better hair line then you
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Funny Joke? 126 vote(s). 79% are positive. 4 comment(s).