"Write This One Down" joke

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Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
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One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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Your worse nightmare:even a hobo has a better hair line then you
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