"Don't worry about the world ending" joke

Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia.

by Tats

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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