"Don't worry about the world ending" joke

Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Once James Bond and a Sri Lankan cricketer guy were flying together, seated next to each other.

Sri Lankan cricketer: "Hello, May I know your name please?"

James Bond: "I am Bond. James Bond."
James Bond: "And more...

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks.
Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results: Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your more...

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40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN.....

1) NOT KISSING FIRST.
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel
like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by
cutting out nonessentials. A more...

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Karis:This is the WORST joke I heard!!!!!!!!!
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