"Your mamma so ugly" joke

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your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy. more...

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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God had to deal with His disobedient children: Adam and Eve.

And the first thing He said to them was:

"Don't."

"Don't what?" Adam more...

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On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When more...

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A few years prior to the Gulf War, Barbara Walters filed a report on gender roles in Kuwait. In the report, Barbara noted that, in traditional Islamic fashion, women customarily walked approximately ten feet behind their husbands.
Barbara returned to Kuwait recently and more...

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Someone:no I think that's your mama
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Leo:Unacceptable - please remove
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miimeee:lol , that was too funny
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William:Yo hairline is the reason why the flash sign is made
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Shay Macias:chuck Norris even wears chuck Norris pjamas bc he`s that supportive and awesome!
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Shay Macias:chuck Norris even wears chuck Norris pjamas bc he`s that supportive of himself and awesome!
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Karis:I love this one LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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