"Your mamma so ugly" joke

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your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Tiddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could, "I'm afraid Tiddles is dead, Lucy"."So why more...

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How do you know if a chink robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the chink is still trying to back out of your driveway!

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a sudden came across a bear. The bear noticed them, and started growling and generally getting really mean.
The bear started to chase one of the guys, who, as it turns out, was from Czechoslovakia. The bear soon more...

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Someone:no I think that's your mama
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Leo:Unacceptable - please remove
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miimeee:lol , that was too funny
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William:Yo hairline is the reason why the flash sign is made
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Shay Macias:chuck Norris even wears chuck Norris pjamas bc he`s that supportive and awesome!
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Shay Macias:chuck Norris even wears chuck Norris pjamas bc he`s that supportive of himself and awesome!
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Karis:I love this one LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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