"Your momma" joke

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...