"Your mommas so fat" joke

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

Your momma so stupid she waited for a stop sign to turn green

your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number