"Your mommas so fat" joke

your mommas so fat last time she seen 90210 was on a scale.

Your mamas so old, that when i told her to act her age she dropped dead!!!

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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The Grammar Nazi:Whomsoever submitted this joke obviously hasn't got much useful knowledge of English grammar.
Funny Joke? 20 vote(s). 70% are positive. 1 comment(s).