"Your mommas so fat" joke

your mommas so fat last time she seen 90210 was on a scale.

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

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If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down

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The Grammar Nazi:Whomsoever submitted this joke obviously hasn't got much useful knowledge of English grammar.
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