"Your mommas so fat" joke

your mommas so fat last time she seen 90210 was on a scale.

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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The Grammar Nazi:Whomsoever submitted this joke obviously hasn't got much useful knowledge of English grammar.
Funny Joke? 20 vote(s). 70% are positive. 1 comment(s).