"Your mommas so fat" joke

your mommas so fat last time she seen 90210 was on a scale.

Your momma so stupid she waited for a stop sign to turn green

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A Cuban, a Japaneze guy, an American and a Mexican are in a boat.
The Cuban pulls out a box of cigars, takes one and throws the rest
in the water. He puffs twice and throws it in the water.
He says, "We have so many cigars in cuba, we can spare more...

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Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers? Cause all the Cuban who can swim are here already!

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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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The Grammar Nazi:Whomsoever submitted this joke obviously hasn't got much useful knowledge of English grammar.
Funny Joke? 20 vote(s). 70% are positive. 1 comment(s).