"Your mommas so fat" joke

your mommas so fat last time she seen 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down

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All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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The Grammar Nazi:Whomsoever submitted this joke obviously hasn't got much useful knowledge of English grammar.
Funny Joke? 20 vote(s). 70% are positive. 1 comment(s).