"Your mommas so fat" joke

Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.