"Yo mamma" joke

your mamma is so fat she all ways won king of the hill because she is the hill

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's more...

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yo mamas so ugly-they had to put a steak around its neck just to get the dog to play with her.
yo mamas so ugly- she made freddy crouger have nightmares.

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Your mamas so old, that when i told her to act her age she dropped dead!!!

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Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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