"Your hairline" joke

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

A political activist named Dave was just arriving in Hell, and was
told he had a choice to make. He could go to Capitalist Hell or to
Communist Hell.
Naturally, Dave wanted to compare the two, so he wandered over to
Capitalist Hell. There outside the door was more...

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On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice fuking bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next more...

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And it came to pass that an openly Jewish man was elected to be President of the United States of America.

So he calls his mother in Queens and invites her to come down to Washington DC to share the Passover Holliday.

She says,' I'd like to, but it's so more...

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one day britney spears and shaggy went on a date, then evrey1 heard a fart, SHAGGY:it wasnt me BRITNEY:opps i did it again
the next day it happend again and insted BRITNEY SAID:stronger than yesterday!!!
HA! HA! HA! HA!

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The cardiologist's diet: "If it tastes good, spit it out."

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mark:wu hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr
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Diz Mazter:Your hairline is so far back no one can even find out what's skin or hair
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Trevor:Your hairline goes so far back Odell Beckham cant even catch it
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dis master:Let's make a point... Don't talk about people's hairlines if you haven't even got yourself one
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John Doe:Your hairline looks like the McDonalds sign
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John Doe:Yo hairline is so bent that it looks like the McDonalds sign.
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drey778:yo hairline so far back yo barber starts at the back of your head
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Master:I like your hairline jokes
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Cristianbell:when Rosa park saw your hairline she went back too the bus
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Cristianbell:how about
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