"You Mama's So Hairy..." joke

- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
- Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.
- Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a head lock.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.
- Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.
- Yo mama's so hairy, when she spreads her legs, the first thing that comes to my mind is "We're going to Bush Gardens."

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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