"Difference" joke
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
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I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.
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devil:but if they have butts its okay
Funny Joke? 49 vote(s). 76% are positive. 2 comment(s).