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your momma so dumb she got locked in stop and shop and starved to death

Your momma is so dumb. That when she went to Disney world. She saw a sign that said "Disney World left". She turned around and went home

Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.

- Your mama's soo fat she plays pool with the planets.
- Your mama's soo fat she wore a yellow rain coat and peolpe started to cal aot taxi.
- your mama's so fat she put on a red sweater and people started to yell out wats up kollaid?
- Your mama's so fat she went to a resterant looked at the menu and said that will be good.
- Your momma's soo fat she went to the circus to go clothes shopping.

Your momma is so fat when it's raining and she wears a yellow "
raining cloth"
people say: Taxi!!!

Your momma is so fat, she had to be baptised in Sea World!

Little Sammy was studying Torah for his Bar Mitzvah and was asked what he had learned in Hebrew school one day.' Well, momma, the rabbi told us how GoD sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.' When they got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the Jews walked across safely. Then the Egyptians followed and Moses used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for air cover. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge, drown the Egyptians, and the Israelites were saved.'

' Now, Sammy, is that really what the rabbi taught you?' his mother asked.

' Well, no, momma, but if I told it the way the rabbi did, you'd never believe it!'