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    Bad Mistake, A

    Hot 3 years ago

    A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
    Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
    "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. "We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. "I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."
    "What did you do?" asks the doctor.
    "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,' Hey, this looks like yours!'"

    A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife what is the problem.

    She responds, "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."

    The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires, "Is that true?"

    The husband replies, "Well, not exactly - it's her that suffers, not me."

    Women and Toys

    Hot 3 years ago

    A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

    fat

    Hot 3 years agoby justincider


    I told my wife her belly was too big.
    She said, "That's a bit below the belt."
    "Exactly." I said.

    Close your curtains

    Hot 3 years agoby Alexander

    Joe says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you're shagging your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."

    Paddy says: "Well the joke's on them stupid bastards because I wasn't even at home yesterday."

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