"fat" joke


I told my wife her belly was too big.
She said, "That's a bit below the belt."
"Exactly." I said.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

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Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear the zipper.

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

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Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia.

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