"fat" joke
by justincider
I told my wife her belly was too big.
She said, "That's a bit below the belt."
"Exactly." I said.
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A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your more...
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In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too more...
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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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