"AIDS or Alzheimer's?" joke

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A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"

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One of them says to the barkeep, "I'll bet you a pitcher of you finest beer that I can lick my eye."
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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