"AIDS or Alzheimer's?" joke
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A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."
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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands more...
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A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your more...
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adam:jk lol it was horrible
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adam:jk lol, it was horrible
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Drake proctor:Bloody hell
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Drake proctor:Oh hi *gets head chopped off
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OG DEMO:YO HAIRLINE IS LIKE A TIMELINE IT CAN GO BACK TO 1534
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yomainbitch!:wow that wuz so fuckin awsum!! bro! /.\
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me:after dinner i did a shit, i reverves it's, soon after desert i did another
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