"Ya Momma" joke

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

yo mama cooks so bad they pray after they eat!

ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.