"Ya Momma" joke

Your momma is so fat, she had to be baptised in Sea World!

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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yo mama cooks so bad they pray after they eat!

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ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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