Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma's feet are so crusty, when she walks on a wooden floor, it sounds like she's tap dancing.

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, lets go bury it."

Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.

Yo Momma is so stupid she shuved batteries up her but and said I got the power