"Yo momma's feet are so crusty, when she walks ..." joke

Two Indians, Running Bear and Little Beaver went to the outhouse teepee, situated on the edge of a cliff. After using the outhouse teepee, they went back to the village. The next day, they again went to the outhouse teepee. Running Bear said, "Terrible, terrible, the more...

Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

Bosses are like legs... When they get to the top, they become asses.

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.